Slutty Bradford Boi

 raging homos Hi :) I'm Paris Hilton and I feel conflicted sometimes because I can't choose either to be a sarcastic blogger or an overly nice blogger. I swear I can be both. Say hello to me in my ask box (: Zayn Malik is probably the only guy that ever made me cry begging on my knees, wondering and questioning about his existence. Oh, I almost forgot. Welcome to my blog I hope you all adore and love gay men. xoxo If you're reading this, congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is. Someday soon things are going to start working out.

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tryna be a basic bitch i see

ziamor:

who started the rumor about louis tomlinson being straight

one does not simply diss my best friend

aka what’s happening right now on twitter

nice pants. did you fart them out or something

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